Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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