he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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