Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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