i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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