1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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