turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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