Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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