she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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