Quick, to the slutcave!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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