found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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