He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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