I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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