I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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