she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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