Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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