Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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