WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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