Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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