somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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