Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He kissed a someone with a penis
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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