Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She's JV to your varsity
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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