thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my sisters under your porch take her home
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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