Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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