I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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