no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think your dad took our porno
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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