i just wanna soil my oats bro
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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