my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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