Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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