Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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