This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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