Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I need moral support for this bender
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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