Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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