You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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