Jerry, you need to find god
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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