belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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