doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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