your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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