i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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