i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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