I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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