i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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