Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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