Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Operation Purity has been aborted
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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