You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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