dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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