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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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