he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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