I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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