What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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