DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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